How to Discourage European Wasps — Or, Defeating the Yellow Horde

Tim Heare
A Parent Is Born
Published in
5 min readMar 7, 2021

--

It’s that time of year again! The time of year where I wage war on European Wasps so I can enjoy my yard during the summer.

I really hate wasps. Hate is a strong word, but these monsters deserve it. I especially hate European Wasps. They’re aggressive, hold grudges, both bite and sting, and all around are kind of assholes. They know what they are…

--

--

Tim Heare
A Parent Is Born

I’m always thinking. Thinking about problems, solutions, and narratives that convey meaning through story and structure. Let’s think together.